Is It a Gnome or a Cat?

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears.  "What are you?"  asks the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply.  "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief.  And what, may I ask, are you?" The cat replies,  "Ummmmmm, I'm a gnome." This is so true since LK just dug up some newly planted seeds in our garden!  She has decided the garden is her new litter box.